Did you miss out on last night's Kinect reveal? Don't worry, we have you covered with a few choice limericks:

The Xbox 360's new role
Is to supply us motion control;
Hardcore gamers will sigh,
And the masses will cry:
"Just how well can I bowl?!?"

We all expected Kinect Sports,
Complete with motion control warts;
Despite all their toil,
Microsoft did spoil
By unveiling a glorified port.

Enough flailing on Wii Sports with neighbors,
Is that the apex of motion control's labors?
Microsoft reveals,
A LucasArts appeal,
Finally a game with goddamn lightsabers.

Is Kinectimals Project Natal's killer app?
The answer to Nintendogs is a cat?
Milo is gone,
But this seems more wrong,
Laying down with furries for a "nap"?

Disney has a game to sell;
We're sure it will do very well,
But who really cares
How their game fares?
Everyone is sick of Tinkerbell.

I'll be doing limerick round-ups for all the major press conferences, so stay tuned throughout the week.