Pac-Man Championship Edition DX is an absolute treasure. I bested it the day I bought it, sure, but that's more a testament to the game's enjoyability than its simplicity. Eating ghosts with abandon has always been my favorite part of Pac-Man, and any game that allows me to eat seemingly endless chains of them is fabulous. 

It also got me thinking about a strange series of Pac-Man flyers I stumbled across on Arcade Flyer Archive recently. 

Like most of the ads available on the site, this one is aimed at schooling arcade owners in the endless profitability of owning cabinets. Only Professor Pac-Man steps in to get the job done right. 

Hit the jump for more of the report card.

Be sure to pick up Pac-Man CE DX on Xbox Live for 800 Microsoft points or on the PlayStation Network for $10. The PSN version is out on Wednesday. The soundtrack is also available on the iTunes store, if you're so inclined.