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Living with an Addiction
Lance_darnell
Sunday, May 24, 2009
 
I have been a gamer for over 25 years, and like a life-long alcoholic, I have managed to live with my addiction.  
 
I have learned to not talk about videogames at work, for co-workers look at me like I just told them my hobby is playing with Barbie dolls.
 
I have learned to not talk about videogames with my parents.  The last thing I want them to know is that I spend my time thinking about the next God of War instead of the next promotion. 
 
I have learned to never keep my explosive barrels out in the open.  Instead I keep them safely locked away in a bullet-proof shed.   
 
I have learned  that when I hear myself making up incredibly obscene swear words - words that George Carlin would not have said - the next level or checkpoint is not worth reaching.
 
I have learned - the hard way - that "hype" can be beautiful, sweet-smelling, and have a sexy voice, but "hype" can still turn into a 100 year old woman the next morning.  
    
I have learned that 3 or 4 hours of gaming a week without being interrupted by life is the best I am going to get.  Unless I stay up until 2AM.
  
I have learned that once the clock hits 2AM I have a choice to make.  One choice involves a good night sleep, and the other involves a bad day at work.
 
I have learned that once that clock hits 4AM I'd better be able to make it to bed without waking my Fiancee up.  If I can't I will definitely be hearing about how a 31 year old should not be up all night playing videogames.
 
I have learned to never let my buzzlegums get too close to my raisants, and vice versa. 
   
I have been a gamer for over 25 years.  I have managed to live with my addiction, but that doesn't mean I don't have a problem :)
 
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Comments (8)
John-wayne-rooster-cogburn
May 25, 2009
Thanks for the laugh - and the truths.
Especially the 2am and 4am ones...those are the worst.
Default_picture
May 25, 2009
I think we may be long-lost brothers. You just described my life. Great post, man.
Default_picture
May 25, 2009
I have learned to never let my buzzlegums get too close to my raisants, and vice versa.

I've never actually played Viva Pinata (for lack of 360), but this reminds me of all the amazing discussions the guys at old 1UP Yours would have about it. Those food/animal names always make me smile... it's impossible for me to keep a straight face when anyone is talking about them.
Lance_darnell
May 25, 2009
No one is offering to get me any help!? I obviously have a problem. 8)

Viva Pinata is a must buy for 360 owners, and its on PC too!
Brett_new_profile
May 25, 2009
Hey Lance, some of the guys and I are going to go play some games after work today. You wanna come and play one too? Just for old time's sake? C'mon, it'll be fun!
Lance_darnell
May 25, 2009
@ Brett - I am so there! 8)
Greg_ford
May 25, 2009
Ha ha! Great post, Lance! Sounds like the makings of an inspirational poster here.
Lance_darnell
May 25, 2009
Thanks Greg!
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