This edition of Craziest Commercials focuses on the continuing raditude of Nintendo 64 ads. Next week we'll take a look at Sega's place in the late-'90s console war. 

1) Vigilante 8

I hoped this would happen to my school bus one day.

2) The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask

Majora's Mask's dark prophecy.

3) Biohazard Zero

The world is a better place without this game.

4) Cross-Dressing

What the...what?

5) Star Fox 64

Keep in mind that Nintendo endorsed this while you watch Sony and Sega torture Mario.

6) Battletanx

Snuggles! Nooooo....

7) Perfect Dark

Remember, children, the absolute future starts in 13 years.

8) Starcraft 64

See, all Saddam wanted was to win a Starcraft match....

9) Quitting Your Job

Thanks for reaffirming stereotypes, Nintendo.

10) Conker's Bad Fur Day

No words can describe the pain I endured while I looked for a working version of this abomination.

11) Excitebike 64

Excitebike is hardcore, man.

12) Super Mario 64

I want to know how the trend of editing people into video-game commercials started.

13) Six Colors!

I didn't remember this commercial until I saw the last few seconds.... I'm sorry.

14) Mario Kart 64

Mario Kart is serious business.

15) Pokemon Puzzle League

Can you spot the '90s Batman reference?