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Tales from a Smoke-Filled Arcade
Lance_darnell
Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Editor's note: You think you had it tough playing Street Fighter 2 in the arcade at your mall? Lance had to venture into society's seedy underbelly to get his game on. - Aaron


When I was kid video games were not allowed in the house. This horrible rule led to me spending a lot of time at friends' houses and at a downtown arcade. The experiences at my friends' houses were like Retro Game Challenge, the experiences at the downtown Arcade were more like Grand Theft Auto.

The arcade had once been a bar, but had been converted. When I say "converted," I mean it looked just like a bar, it smelled just like a bar, and I don't think a lot of the customers realized it wasn't a bar. My friends and I were the only kids brave enough to go in and that's because we were too lazy to take the bus to the Roller Skating Place across town. The arcade was ruled by two 25-or-30-year-old guys: Jerry and "Dr. Skills." Jerry was crazy and sucked at video games -- a bad combination. We never found out Dr. Skills' real name, and his friends did a great job of ensuring it remained a secret.

 

In the Summer of 1991 Street Fighter 2 had taken over the arcade scene. It was a full year before the game would appear on the Super Nintendo, but at that time I had not even played a Super Nintendo, and I certainly didn't have the patience to wait a year. So my two friends and I spent a great deal of time in this smoke-filled arcade, trying to get our hands on the one Street Fighter 2 cabinet.

Dr. Skills had skills. He was the best  at Street Fighter 2 and was constantly on the machine. My friends and I learned all the moves from watching Dr. Skills do his thing. Jerry was usually right beside him, getting destroyed in his ill-advised attempt to play only as Zangief. When Jerry wasn't playing, my friends and I had our chance at Dr. Skills.

At first, our gang sucked so bad that we were almost laughed out of the building. But after a few days we noticed that Dr. Skills did not arrive at the arcade until 1 or 2pm, so we started showing up at the second it opened at 11am. We practiced for hours until Jerry and Dr. Skills arrived, and then tried our best to beat the latter.

It must have taken us about a month, and then my bud Adam finally beat Dr. Skills in a round. Adam ended up losing the match, but he won a round!  With about two weeks of summer left, we doubled out efforts. One day, I beat Dr. Skills in a round using Chun Li, but he won the match.

We were getting closer.

The day began just like any other. Adam and I made the trip to the arcade. Dr. Skills was there, of course, yet Jerry was nowhere to be seen. Adam started a match.  He always played Ken and Dr. Skills always played Ryu.  To my complete astonishment -- and from the look on Adam's face -- his too, Dr. Skills went down in two quick rounds.

Victory!

He then told us that we were "annoying little f#$ks" and stormed out of the arcade.

We were stunned for a moment. It was Adam that broke the silence. He shouted loudly about something to do with Dr. Skills' behind and took a step to his right. The long coveted 1st-player spot was now his. I high-fived Adam,took my spot beside him, and then proceeded to get my butt whooped.

Adam and I felt the victory was bittersweet for our other friend and Jerry were not there. But still Adam relished in his win. For the rest of the summer we had won the arcade. Adam did lose to Dr. Skills from time to time, but we now had control of the cabinet about 75 percent of the time.

The problem we then had was that if we beat Jerry we were in mortal danger... but that is another tale.

 
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Comments (28)
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September 13, 2009
Great times in arcades!

The only one around when I was a kid was one that would come with the local county fair. It was pretty sketchy, with carnies running all around too.

I also learned moves from the best players there. I was able to learn a lot of moves on Mortal Kombat 1&2.:)
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September 13, 2009
Oh, how I wish arcades weren't before my time. It would of been awesome to have an experience like that. Actually winning dominance over a game machine!
John-wayne-rooster-cogburn
September 13, 2009
You guys were brave! Luckily you were probably too young for him to actually do anything to you, but still.

I always enjoyed SFII but never got any good at the game. Nice trip down memory lane, Lance!
Lance_darnell
September 13, 2009
@Eric - Those local fair arcades were great! They were a little sketchy, but they sometimes had some of the really old good games. And Mortal Kombat become the game in my arcade for about 3 weeks.

@Jazz - It was scary then, but looking back it was a pretty cool environment to play games in.

@Cosmo - Jerry beat me up a number of times. One time it was because I beat him in the arcade version of Tecmo Bowl. It was worth every minute though. I was laughing my ass off at him as he was trying to punch me. ;D

Thanks for commenting Guys!!! :)
John-wayne-rooster-cogburn
September 13, 2009
@ Lance - :D I love it when one person is trying to fight you but it's just so funny that they only get even angrier.

I'm still patiently waiting for your Al Gore FFVII article. ;D
Lance_darnell
September 13, 2009
@Cosmo - Dude!!! I am trying to find time to beat FFVII - I am 44 hours in, but I am stuck at the end of the second disc. AAAGGGHHHHH!!!! :'(
John-wayne-rooster-cogburn
September 13, 2009
@ Lance - What part, exactly?
Lance_darnell
September 13, 2009
I just went through the part where I have the option fight Rude, Reno, and the girl Turk, but I chose NOT to, now I am supposed to be turning off the ultimate gun, but I have NO IDEA how to even find it. The top floors of the Shinra building are locked, and I am pissed!!! >:(
Jason_wilson
September 13, 2009
We had a rundown Aladdin's Castle in our local mall growing up. It was a sketchy place -- lots of gangbangers and drug dealers running around. I loved the Chuck E. Cheese across from the mall, but it shut down when I was in the fifth grade. The only other option was a pizza joint down the street, but the controls and buttons on the machines were always too greasy.
Lance_darnell
September 13, 2009
lots of gangbangers and drug dealers running around


Believe it or not, I was such an innocent kid that when the police showed up at my arcade time and time again I thought it was to play games!!! ;D
Nick_with_grill
September 13, 2009
I wonder what Dr. Skills is like now... kind of scary to think about.
Default_picture
September 13, 2009
That sounds like a crazy arcade. Kinda reminds me of this Youtube guy named HappyConsoleGamer's experience where someone held him up with a knife. That's awesome that your friend was able to kick his ass.

I never witnessed any fights at arcades, but then again, I was barely in them. It's probably good I missed some of the things you witnessed, but at the same time, there's nothing like improving at a difficult arcade game and pummeling your opponent.
Lance_darnell
September 13, 2009
@Brian - Most of the "shady: arcades are gone now, and I really miss them!

@Nicholas - I have not seen him in 17 years, he is probably dead!!! j/k ;D
Lance_darnell
September 15, 2009
Uh oh, putting this on the front page is going to do two things:

1. Encourage me to write more Tales from a Smoke-Filled Arcade.

2. Make it easier for that Jerry guy to find me!

Thanks Guys!!!!!!;D
John-wayne-rooster-cogburn
September 15, 2009
I hope you do more!
Img_1019
September 15, 2009
I'd do anything to meet Dr. Skills!
Default_picture
September 15, 2009
Will the real Dr. Skills please stand up?:D
Default_picture
September 15, 2009
Hey Lance, was there a Ga Laga arcade cabinet? ;)
Lance_darnell
September 15, 2009
I last saw Dr. Skills years and years ago. He was about 6 feet tall, I think he was Asian, and he always wore a leather jacket - anybody know him??!! ;D

@Adam - There was a Ge-la-guh cabinet there!!! :D
Default_picture
September 15, 2009
Our only arcades in town were a Funworks and some small batting cages/minigolf joint called Homers 'N Birdies. I remember that if you wanted to play Mortal Kombat or Street Fighter you had to wait in a massive line. Winner wouldn't move until he was ousted or decided to go home. These two things almost never happened whenever I got in line. Time was better spent on the surrounding machines in hopes of a surprise loss. They weren't shady at all but were staffed by some of THE most apathetic teens imaginable. Picture Adventureland times a thousand.
Default_picture
September 15, 2009
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA classy, so classy. Keep trying to get a triple ship, Lance. :D
Default_picture
September 15, 2009
@Lance - I see Dr. Skills all the time. His name is Tomonobu Itagaki and he's cuh-RA-zy!
Lance_darnell
September 15, 2009
@Tom - Your arcade experience sounds a lot like mine. The arcade I went to was actually where everyone picked up their street dope, but I had no idea. I will leave that for another Tale.

Oh, and I would not be surprised if Itagaki WAS Dr. Skills!

@Adam - Would you believe me if I told you I did get a triple ship? No, no you wouldn't... ;D
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September 16, 2009
Takes me back to the bowling alley I used to visit when I was a kid. They had an SF2 cabinet and a crane game. I was better at the crane game.
@Cosmo- What's up with this Al Gore FFVII article? You've already sold me.
Lance_darnell
September 16, 2009
@Travis - Cosmo is referring to an article I am doing where Al Gore and I discuss FFVII, but I think I am going to use Darth Vadar instead.... ;D
Default_picture
September 16, 2009
Lance, I literally can not think of a way that concept can go wrong.
100_0005
September 16, 2009
Haha, I loved this article. I remember playing Mortal Kombat 3 in my mall's arcade. I was taking on all comers, when my cousin walked in. He's about 7 years older than me, so I was about 12 and he was 19. He smiled, poked his friend, and said "watch this!" Soon, it was his turn to challenge me, and I beat him in 2 straight rounds, the second of which ended with a flawless victory and a fatality. He was so angry with me I thought he would whoop me in front of everybody. After he calmed down, he said good game, but whispered he was going to tell his Mom. Classic, cause my Mother got a call from my Aunt about how I was picking on him. Hilarity
Lance_darnell
September 16, 2009
@Mike - That comment really deserves its own post!!! :D
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