Is this really a Dead Space 2 trailer or the debut of a very dark new Pilotwings?
Video Blips:
• Dead Space 2's Isaac doesn't need no stinkin' spaceship as he drops down to a planet from orbit. It's a good thing that said planet is (presumably) devoid of an atmosphere, since burning to a crisp upon entry would be kind of embarrassing.
Continue after the break for the new Castlevania: Lords of Shadow trailer, a musical Splatterhouse retrospective, and the debut of the bizarre Gun Loco.
• Of all the spooky creatures in this Castlevania: Lords of Shadow trailer, none are more disturbing than the blubbery, pale behemoth in overalls with jiggly monster boobs (1:56). He might only be on screen for a second, but that was certainly enough time to burn that image into my retinas.
• Let's all play the Splatterhouse "scream and hit monsters with weapons" song together, from the top. Does anyone still need an instrument? We still need someone to play second chainsaw....
• What do you get when you place a bunch of demented convicts in ridiculous costumes on a foreign prison planet? Gun Loco! Other acceptable answers: The Fox network's new autumn reality-TV show or a knockoff of The Village People...on crack.
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