Editor's note: Title pretty much sums it up. Fellow oldsters, go forth. -Demian

All right, we have results for Robot Unicorn Attack. If you have been waiting for this update, then what is wrong with you, and I apologize as I was glued to the TV watching C-SPAN. The upside is now you all have health care and a cozy job on a death panel. Win-win!

To the challenge! This week's game fits in nicely with the theme of Obamacare as you play death himself responsible for...death...itself. It is a puzzle game and doesn't require fast reflexes so maybe old-man Linn will have a chance. 

This Week's Game: Bloody Fun Day (5-Level Mode) 

Where: Kongregate.com

What You'll Win: Nothing, no more hand-outs! 

How To Play: It isn't too complicated, and I believe you are required to play the tutorial mode first. Do that and quit expecting me to do everything for you. 

How To Submit a Score: Kongregate does a great job of tracking scores, but please friend me on Kongregate to make it even easier. And of course, you should twitter your score with the hashtag #beadickmode. 

Happy to report that Robot Unicorn Attack went well. Alex Cronk-Young had a bit of fun with the dick part of #beadickmode. He really rubbed it in, but then again he did sorta run away with the competition.