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Buy One Now: Wii Fit Causes Sex Addiction!
Why__hello
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Tags: Wii Fit

Despite Nintendo's forceful attempts to maintain a squeaky-clean image, we can't seem to avoid associating the Wii with sex. While it's normal to make off-the-cuff remarks about vibrating controllers, Amanda Flowers took her love of Nintendo to new heights. The 24-year-old resident of Manchester (not pictured right) claims to be a sex addict and blames the Wii Fit Balance Board for her unhealthy erotic urges.

During a casual game, Amanda fell from her Balance Board. According to her doctor, the stumble damaged a nerve and caused her to develop persistent sexual arousal syndrome.

Describing her discomfort, Amanda explains, "It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm." No cure for the disorder exists, so Amanda is now on the prowl for a "super stud" to satisfy her appetite.

Considering the severity of Amanda's problem, you might want to think twice before buying your girlfriend a Wii Fit for her birthday [via Yahoo! News].

 
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Comments (8)
Me
April 14, 2010


Holy shit, my girlfriend JUST asked for this for her birthday...now I'm torn between being really excited and really scared. 


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April 14, 2010


It's not really related, but amusing nonetheless.


Dan__shoe__hsu_-_square
April 14, 2010


This is so ridiculous, I find it hard to believe.


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April 15, 2010


I have heard of things like this happening before. Sounds frustrating. Now she knows how 100% of men feel.


Dan__shoe__hsu_-_square
April 15, 2010


These comments from Mark and Anthony are killing me! :D


Me
April 15, 2010


...so will it be wrong if I, you know, nudge her off of the balance board? Is there a video of exactly how she fell? Just for...reference, that's it.


April 15, 2010


So... No word on her friend code?


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April 16, 2010


Whichever way you are inclined to think about such a disorder, it is actually a terrible disease. Absolutely life-disabling. It doesn't only inhibit daily activities but it breaks relationships (because the man can't satisfy anymore).


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