You didn't know China was in Kansas?

Guess not. Public school failed me.

Apparently Batman and Spider-Man spend their days in Kansas' Chinatown too.

(that game was so weird)

I know! And look at the size of those sharks.

I'm not worried about the sharks if the title character still has his "Thunder" attack from that other game he's in. No one's touching you when you have that thing.
 

It's also one of the most educational. Who knew you couldn't fit an 80-feet-tall dinosaur inside a museum?

I meant *2*

It's tough to tell the arcade from the SNES/GBA versions from that screenshot. Give yourself an extra point.

Do you remember the plot of #9? Why is there a modern building in the middle of a wasteland? Nothing in that game makes sense anyway.

Good job on getting #7. A ridiculous map from a ridiculous game.

I wonder who came up with the idea for #9, and who approved it. It must have been one awesome meeting.

One of my friends still loves the retarded nature of that game. He owns it, for some reason. I dunno, #9 makes me want to cry. Lol.

A local game store owner once bought a copy of Final Fantasy II (SNES) off of a customer. Turns out the game had been opened and the board for #9 had been placed inside. Great way to make some cash. Terrible thing to do to someone looking for some Cecil and Rosa.

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

As crappy as #9 is, no one can argue that the visuals were pretty good. If you replace the protagonist with ANY OTHER CHARACTER EVER and fix the controls, you might end up with a moderately decent fighting game. Maybe.

Don't feel bad. I regularly bomb Samir's puzzlers. If this were a college course, I'd have flunked out ages ago.