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The Bitmob Mailbag, June 18 Edition
Greg_ford
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
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This is pretty good, huh? E3 has put visions of amazing games in our heads, June has seen its share of solid releases already, and now it's Bitmob Mailbag time -- sometimes everything falls into place. This week, we field letters about social networking, editors as platformers, genre aversions, and Canada. So let's jump right in.



Hey Bitmob:

I'd like to know your opinions about Facebook/Twitter on 360.

360 already has messaging/chat between players. Do people really need some kind of update fix while playing Halo?

What's next? Will Niko be walking around Liberty City and his cell phone beeps with a real tweet that says, "dood, checkz out this video on yootoobz http:blah blah blah."?

 

Will it autoupdate your status on the web stating, "Gamertag just got this Achievement (played for a total of 10 hours) on Viva Piñata." Now all my friends know I'm a loser. D'oh!

Really looking forward to Last FM though.

-Mythical Geek

Bitmob: Our biggest concern is the whole Achievement-update thing. Facebook and Twitter are at their worst when people fill your feeds with pointless updates, of which menial "I'm playing this" or "I just unlocked this" tweets qualify.

But if it's just another avenue for you to update without turning on your computer or laptop, then we see no problem. Is it any worse than an iPhone app that does the same thing? Basically, it's up to each individual user to properly use it...which may be asking a lot.



Hey Bitmob,

If you had to pick a platform videogame to describe your personality, what would it be? Also, this can be answered by the whole staff. The only stipulation is that "Shoe" can't use Mario as his answer. Have a great gaming day, y'all.

-Toby Davis (ATC 1982)

Bitmob: Nice question, Toby. Let's see if the crew can follow these simple and totally reasonable parameters.

Shoe: Why can't I pick Mario? I like blondes, I have an extremely limited vocabulary, and I would pick up any giant gold coins if I saw them lying around...so I'm sticking with him.

Demian: Well, Shoe already set a precedent of ignoring the rules, so I'm going with a character from the beat-'em-up Final Fight. If given the option to be a shirtless mayor who vandalizes cars, beats up Andre the Giants, eats trash-can pizzas, and throws a wheelchair-bound millionaire out of a window, I would have to reply with a resounding shrug of my shoulders and a "sure."

Greg: I don't know why the big guys have such a problem following some basic rules. Looks like I'll be the rebel and actually answer this correctly: Sly Cooper. I work well with a team, ain't in it for the glory, and am all around a smooth criminal -- not to mention smooth with the ladies. Yeah, that works.

Fitch: I'll go with Castlevania because I'm dark and brooding, interested in medieval history, and I apparently sport the "Alucard look" -- whatever that means -- according to Ryan Scott.

OK, let's keep the "learn about your favorite staffer through games" thing going....



Hey Bitmob,

I would like to know, what are the staff's ultimate genre aversions (i.e., what genres of games you have never managed to enjoy?). For example, I can't get into fighting games or sports games very much because I feel too sympathetic toward my opponents.

-Chris C.

Bitmob: This sounds kinda fishy.... We-thinks it may not be your opponents who need the sympathy. Anyway, on to the answers.

Shoe: I never got into hardcore racing sims, and I don't understand why other people (like Demian) would, either. Look, Mario Kart and Burnout are sitting right there. Why on earth would you play Forza F-1 Turismo over those?

Demian: I'm not much for Japanese role-playing games. Which is a little weird, because I like leveling up a character, I don't mind turn-based games, and I'm really a big fan of vaguely similar genres like tactical strategy games (Fire Emblem, Advance Wars, etc.). Maybe it's the belt buckles and haircuts. Or maybe I should just give 'em another shot. The last one I finished was Final Fantasy 7. The last one I thought about trying but didn't was The World Ends With You.

Greg: I'm an equal opportunity RPG averter, Japanese or Western. I got to the second disc of FF7, put it down, and never cared to pick it up again. I played 10 hours of Oblivion, put it down, and couldn't be bothered to continue. Throw MMOs in there as well. If my gaming time is so precious, why would I waste it on one adventure that never ends? I guess I just need more "I'm actually hitting this guy" action in my games.

Fitch: I've never been able to get into multiplayer online first-person shooters because, in my experiences dating back to Team Fortress in college, the more experienced players blow away the newbies in a matter of seconds. That doesn't allow for much opportunity to get better. And it doesn't seem to have gotten better over the years, either -- whenever I dabble in FPSes on Xbox Live these days, it's the same old story. Instant head shots, instant death. Not fun.



Hey Bitmob,

I don't know if this flies in the mailbag, but I have a handful of questions on writing style. From your experience, what are the standards for using and changing verb tenses in a review? Is it bad form to switch tenses within a single paragraph? When describing a game, when explaining your judgments, what is the best tense to use? Does the use of future tense predict too much?

-Spencer Gregory

Bitmob: The question is, what doesn't fly in the mailbag? As for your question, the biggest thing with verb tenses is to keep it consistent. Hopping between tenses is when things look bad and just start sounding weird. If you absolutely have to switch tenses, don't do so in one paragraph.

In general, try to stick to present tense ("God of War 3 rocks my face off!"). Ideally, with enough practice this will come naturally to you.



Hey Bitmob,

Was just listening to Mobcast #6 and [wanted to let you know that] the Dead Rising 2 dev is not American, but Canadian. Blue Castle Games is located in Burnaby, British Columbia, a part of Vancouver. Just thought I'd correct.

-Jake J.

Bitmob: Guess our facts guy must have been napping during that segment. We would never want to not give credit to our cuddly neighbors to the north. Respect, eh.

And we'll end this week's mailbag, as usual, on the theme of international love. If you've got a question or comment you'd like to possibly see in a future mailbag, send us an e-mail to letters@bitmob.com.

 
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Comments (12)
Default_picture
June 18, 2009
Shoe you don't disappoint as I figured you would still go with Mario.
Default_picture
June 18, 2009
Thanks for answering my question, however, I must disagree with your reply. I've been reading Simon & Schuster's Handbook for Writers recently to work on my grammar. The handbook states that by using proper tense sequencing, a writer can use two different tenses in the same sentence and not only maintain grammatical correctness, but also denote specific time relations.

As of right now, every review linked on the 1Up main page contains at least one instance of tense switching within a paragraph.

What's the deal?
36752_1519184584690_1386800604_1423744_1678461_n
June 18, 2009
Demian! You should TWEWY, if only for being able to type that awesome acronym in your impressions post.
Greg_ford
June 18, 2009
Ah, well, it's not incorrect to do that, and yes, of course you can do it and do it that way correctly. I was referring to an ideal review. It's best to get in the habit of writing in a consistent tense. Once you get that down, it's easier to then change tenses (and do so correctly) with a specific purpose in mind. Keep in mind, a lot of reviews you see that jump between tenses would likely not make Mr. Simon or Schuster very happy. Just ask any former copy editor (myself included).
Default_picture
June 18, 2009
@Spencer: Do you mean something like this?

"After first strapping on your proton pack, you're shown the basics of handling your "unlicensed nuclear accelerator," and then sent off to track down some escaped ghosts."
- Taken from 1up's Ghostbusters review.
Default_picture
June 18, 2009
Respect, eh.

Not cool, guys.
Brett_new_profile
June 18, 2009
@Jeff: The key verb in that sentence is "are": "you are shown the basics," "[you are] sent off to track down some escaped ghosts." So it's written in the present tense but with the passive voice -- which, if we're on the subject of grammar, you should avoid if possible.

English grammar is a convoluted mess, but it's damn fun to parse.
Jason_wilson
June 18, 2009
I've been reading Simon & Schuster's Handbook for Writers recently to work on my grammar.


Spencer, if you're interested in improving your writing, give these a try:
-- Bill Walsh's "Lasping into a Comma" and "The Elephants of Style." These explain grammar, language, and style in simple language, and they're fun reads as well.
-- Garner's Modern American Usage. This isn't a fun read, but it's an exhaustive treatise on modern English usage.

Default_picture
June 18, 2009
Thanks for the book recommendations, Jason. I read The Elements of Style by Strunk & White last year and loved it, which is why I picked up the Simon & Schuster handbook as well. It's taken me months to reach halfway in the mammoth, 800 page textbook, so after I finish reading it I will likely take a break from grammar books. I miss fiction!
Default_picture
June 19, 2009
The EGM crew holds a grudge against Canada, because Sewart jumped ship. Of course they'd call Blue Castle Games, American.
Greg_ford
June 20, 2009
Crap, Brian's on to us! Actually, tune into the upcoming Mobcast to see just how we feel about a particular Canadian.
Default_picture
June 21, 2009
@Greg -- it's either William Shattner, or me, right?;) And when might that podcast come out?
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