Just when we think we're finally done with zombies, they come back. I could appreciate how meta that is if I wasn't so tired of fighting the undead.

Video Blips:

• The zombie vs. gangster throwdown Yakuza: Of the End is coming to North America and Europe with the new subtitle "Dead Souls." I'm conflicted on this trailer--I don't know whether to make a crack about gun arms or a Joy Division reference.

Journey beyond the break for leprechaun worship from NBA 2K12, a cinematic from Rocketbirds: Harboiled Chicken, and some toughening up in Self-Defense Training Camp.

• San Francisco Giants relief pitcher Brian Wilson declares the 1986 Celtics to be "The Greatest Team Ever" in this offbeat NBA 2K12 video. I suppose that's as good a reason as any to sprawl on a cheetah rug.

• The only thing missing from the opening cinematic for Rocketbirds: Hardboiled Chicken's co-op mode is "The Ride of the Valkyries." It's like Apocalypse Fowl in here, am I right?

Please don't fire me.

• Ubisoft wants to help you protect yourself and blast your core in the Kinect-exclusive Self-Defense Training Camp. Maybe first-person shooters will catch a break now that we have a game that literally teaches players how to hurt people.