After hours of fighting Geth and seducing alien women in Mass Effect 2, Barack Obama grew bored. Tired of space travel, the U.S. President returned to Washington in search of a cause that's as noble as saving the galaxy. What did he find?

Obama looked toward the foul-mouthed, intoxicated youth of America. The country's children faced new, emerging issues that required Obama's soothing touch. But instead of using a crack den or a rehab clinic as a podium, he logged on to Steam, launched Modern Warfare 2, and began to spread his wisdom to the misguided adolescents of the Internet. Was he met with adversity or encouragement? Find out below:

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