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Wednesday, March 24, 2010

It is not everyday that the hamsters powering the popular website, fmylife.com, choose a video game related post. But, If you are a gamer, there is no reason to feel like your life is screwed, instead, maybe your significant other or family relatives have resentment of your love to video games.



In this fmylife post, a wife tries to please her husband while he is playing Age of Empires 3.  

Today, my husband was playing "Age of Empires 3" and I was really in the mood, so I got on my knees and attempted to give him head. He told me to stop so he could "rule the world." FML

It gets worse, the super popular Farmville is mentioned in another post.  There is things that should be kept between a husband and a wife, but she broke that vow with this post.

Today, my husband and I were in bed, and just as I was about to finish he screamed, "Oh shit! It's 4:15, my strawberries are gonna whither!!!!" and then jumped off me and went to check on his farm on FarmVille. An imaginary farm, on Facebook. FML
 

Even the best selling game of all time, Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 is ruining gamers sex lives. How so? In this post, a girlfriend propose a quick liaison in the shower to spice things up to her gamer boyfriend. Apparently No Russian means No Sex.

Today, I propositioned my boyfriend of two years to have sex with me in the shower to spice up our love life. He said that he was really busy. He was playing Call of Duty. FML

Have any you have fml moments that are game related? Died fifty times during the Cronos battle in God of War 3? Wife caught you making whoopee with Aphrodite in God of War? Final Fantasy 13 a big letdown? Or your hard-work post overlooked by the Bitmob editors in favor of a Top Five List? Sound off below.

 
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Comments (4)
Robsavillo
March 25, 2010

Someone tell those guys that a personal relationship is more important than a video game....

March 25, 2010

This is well written and I've given you a Like, but I'd like to point out that 99.5% of all the stuff on FML is completely made up.

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March 25, 2010

I love fmylife posts! Facts can be so misleading, where fmylife posts, true or false, are often revealing...

Dan__shoe__hsu_-_square
March 26, 2010

I can't think of anything, and I don't believe these are real, either...but funny nonetheless.

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