People are desperate to make another Mortal Kombat movie. I have no idea why. They already tried that twice. It didn't work then, and I doubt it would set the box office on fire now. Just look at the trailer for the first Mortal Kombat film:
Did you hear the first thing the narrator said? "In each of us, there burns the fuelry of a warrior." What the hell does "fuelry" mean? Did they just combine fuel and fury into one word? I guess that fuelry would burn better than normal fury, with all that extra fuel.
That aside, I still get pretty amped up once the Mortal Kombat music hits. The roll call at the end was pretty sweet, too. Kind of like the Mickey Mouse Club, but with more ninjas.
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